So, you're seeing someone, which is great. Except, things seem a little weird. For one, you've never seen her pupils because her eyes are always rolled upward when you're with her. Also, she only texts you back once a month after midnight for sexual intercourse. One time, when you asked to bring her over to a barbecue with your buddies, she laughed for five minutes straight and pointed at your face the whole time.
You are being firedoored, lad. Here's what that is. What do you think of this trend? Let us know in the comments!