It's perfectly socially acceptable for men to talk about (and frequently complain about) a woman's vagina. The taste of vagina is often the butt of many jokes, usually involving something to do with a fish. That's what makes a lot of women self-conscious about the very thought of receiving oral sex. How will it taste? Will it be bad? But, um, hello, semen doesn't taste great either! And no one makes that a topic of regular conversation, do they? Well, now we're going to talk about it. Is his semen normal or is something wrong with it? How funky is too funky? We'll tell you!
What's your worst semen story? Tell us (if you dare) in the comments!