It's a good policy to let what goes on in people's bedrooms stay in people's bedrooms. Yet, it seems like the people who are doing the really gross things in their bedrooms that nobody really wants to know about, manage to let their business air out into the nightly news on a regular basis, especially in Florida. Like this story: a woman was arrested for animal abuse after having oral sex with her two dogs. In Florida. Naturally.
Why does stuff always happen in Florida? Let us know in the comments!