There are lots of forces in our culture that tell us not to love ourselves. We're not even supposed to know what's going on with our own freakin' bodies. That's the same kind of negative attitude that makes masturbation taboo even in this day and age. But if we don’t know how to please ourselves, how will our sexual partners? We have to masturbate. We need to pay attention to what turns us on and show our bodies the love they deserve. First and foremost, masturbation is about self-love. It’s about having fun. It harms no one and, in fact, only helps us better understand and appreciate our bodies. Bottom line: It's OK to masturbate, so don't let anyone's side-eye hold you back from touching yourself and having a grand ol' time. We’re all familiar with judgmental comments about masturbation, but some of them are especially cruel or nonsensical. Worse, they're factually inaccurate. Here are the 15 most ridiculous reasons not to masturbate.