For many of us, we grew up listening to Smashing Pumpkins and therefore, Billy Corgan will always hold a place in our hearts. That said, Billy, you are making it so goddamn hard for us to love you. Over the years, his opinions and stances have become increasingly bizarre (for example, he recently came out in praise of Nickelback, for god's sake), but we keep forgiving him because of Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Billy appears to be testing the limits of our adoration yet again; this time, he's claiming that the Satanic music industry is run by shapeshifting Reptilians. Billy, please get yourself together.