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  • Women's Poprageous Kitteh Leggings
  • Women's Poprageous Kitteh Leggings

Women's Poprageous Kitteh Leggings

Regular Price: $85.95

Special Price $68.76

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Overview:

You asked for it and it's finally here meow!

YOUR kittehz.

Featured on YOUR legs.

If you never take them off, we won't judge you for your questionable hygienic decisions because, COME ON, your kittehz are AMAZE-BALLS and should be as close to you as possible at all times. And although that may not be a realistic feat for most people (we need more cat-friendly work places, damn it!), at least they can meow be with you in spirit :)

In honor of all your wonderful kittehz, mreow-mreows and fur-balls, here's a super serious poem about a kitteh, written by a kitteh....

Kitteh

HOLY [censored], THAT BALL CAN BOUNCE!
GET THE [deleted] OUT OF HERE,
THIS STRING IS GREAT!
SON OF A [removed], I CAN RUN SO FAST!
NO [banned] WAY, I JUST BROKE THAT PLATE!
WHAT THE [edited], DID YOU SEE ME JUMP?!
WELL [forbidden] ME, I'M CAUGHT IN A JAR
MOTHER [bleep], I SHOWED THAT LAMP!
OH [cut] NO, THERE GOES YOUR GUITAR!
UN-[denied]-BELIEVABLE,
I CAN CLIMB YOUR LEGZ!
NO [blocked] LIE,
I CAN DISTRESS YOUR FLOOR!
FOR [erased] SAKES, ISN'T MY LIFE GRAND?!
SO [censored] SAD I'M A KITTEH
FOR JUST SIX MONTHS MOAR!